Cannabis Accessories For The Minimalist Stoner

There’s a lot of smoking equipment out there, and some of it is pretty garish. Depending on your tastes, you might consider a lot of it to be an eyesore, in which case it’s probably the last thing you want to be seeing when you get high. With that in mind, here we’re listing 10 items that suit the minimalist stoner.

Do you have a more sensitive eye that prefers everything neat and tidy and your items tasteful and understated? If so, keep reading—we may have just what you’re looking for!

What do we mean by a “minimalist stoner”?

A minimalist stoner is two things. First and foremost, it is someone who doesn’t want a whole load of paraphernalia cluttering their space; they like to be in a clean and organised environment while high. Second, it has to do with how people like their equipment to be designed—they like it simple. The minimalist like things streamlined and to the point, but nevertheless highly tasteful. Garish colours and exuberance are out!

Stoner culture hasn’t exactly got a reputation for minimalism, but that’s not to say these individuals aren’t out there. And as the culture shifts, so too do the aesthetics that accompany it.

Cannabis accessories for the minimalist stoner

These 10 items are perfect for the minimalist stoner because none of them are superfluous and all of them have a neat style. If this sounds a bit like you, then keep reading to find out what we have in store!

Ceramic Ashtray

This ceramic ashtray has a soothing colouration and a wooden top to keep it covered when not in use. This means that even when you can’t be bothered to clean it, you don’t have to see joint butts in your space. Ashtrays are essential for those who smoke, so for the minimalist smoker, this is a great option.

Heavy Duty Riggler (Higher Standards)

This Heavy Duty Riggler is a tough water pipe that suits many different spaces. Made from clear borosilicate glass and without extra decoration, it looks tasteful without being over-designed. For those with a penchant for water pipes, this is a very good addition to your home or smoking space.

Kali Silicone Bong (PieceMaker)

This simple silicone bong from PieceMaker is minimalist in both design and function. What do we mean? Well, being made from almost indestructible (and easy to clean) silicone, this bong requires minimal care and attention but will reliably serve its purpose. Keep it at home or take it with you on the go.

PieceMaker Kali Silicone Bong

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Classic Chrome Petrol Lighter

Want a Zippo without the price tag? Then look no further. This chrome petrol lighter is timelessly attractive and most suited to those with a tasteful and minimalist eye. Great for spliffs and joints, it should be noted that these lighters are not suitable for bongs or pipes, so be sure to know what you want to use it for before buying it.

Ashwood Grinder (Canamix)

These grinders are made from sustainably sourced ash, grown in Germany. Tasteful and understated, the full wooden look gives them a simple attractiveness that is a refreshing change from the high-tech metal and plastic grinders many use today. But make no mistake, though simple, this grinder is still high in quality.

Smell-Proof Puff Pouch

Pocket-sized and made from five layers of specially designed fabric, this minimalist black pouch serves to keep the dank odour of your bud under wraps! What's more, it's made from waterproof materials, meaning you can rest assured your stash will stay in tip-top condition even if you're caught in the rain or have some kind of liquid accident in your bag.

Smell-Proof Puff Pouch (Zamnesia)

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Meyer Ice Bong (EHLE)

This is a simple bong from the well-respected team at EHLE. Made from borosilicate glass and featuring no frills, this is the minimalist's dream! Large, easy to clean, and oozing quality, committed bong smokers with some cash to spend will not find better than this piece of kit.

All Black Metal Rolling Tray

This Zamnesia branded rolling tray comes in a simple black design and looks at home in almost any space. Tasteful and minimal, it will blend in when not in use but will look attractive when brought to the fore. These trays are big enough to facilitate all of your rolling needs but can be slipped away and stored discreetly at a moment's notice.

All Black Metal Rolling Tray (Zamnesia)

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Wooden Pipe (RAW)

The old-fashioned pipe is not dead! RAW has their very own version of an absolute classic, and if you’re into pipe smoking, we recommend it. Made from uncoated, natural wood, this pipe looks very tasteful and will fit into a range of different environments. Perfect for the nostalgic smoker!

Steel Pipe (Chill)

The Steel Pipe from Chill can be used as both a bong and a vaporizer, depending on whether or not it’s paired with DynaVap vaporizer. Used alone, it’s a high-quality steel bong. Used in combination, it offers one of the smoothest hits possible! And on top of all that, the plain steel finish makes it at once stand out and blend in—what more could you want?

Less is more: Streamline your high

When you’re stoned, a minimalist space can be exactly what a wandering mind needs to stay calm and chill. Or maybe it’s purely a style thing and you want your smoking kit to fit your general aesthetic. Either way, while the weed world might be stuffed full of obnoxious items, there’s also plenty of subtler, more tasteful products to choose from too.

If you consider yourself a minimalist stoner, we hope that we’ve helped you find some pieces of kit that suit you.

Max Sargent

Max has been writing for over a decade, and has come into cannabis and psychedelic journalism in the last few years. Writing for companies such as Zamnesia, Royal Queen Seeds, Cannaconnection, Gorilla Seeds, MushMagic and more, he has experience in a broad spectrum of the industry.

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